Funny Quotes about Women
So I asked her, “why do you where such a long shirt on a hot day”? and then I looked closer and found out that it was her breast. – J. Pleas My wife asked me, “why did you stop watching television”? I told her, “After being married with three kids for 10 years there [...]
Funny Drinking Quotes
1. Never ask a drunk man a question because he will tell you the truth. – Old Funny Saying 2. I question the food we eat today. First they say we should drink milk for healthy bones now we should drink alcohol for strong bones. What’s next, drinking vegetable oil curing heart disease.
Funny Quotes about Relationships
1. People compare cheating to ice because they think its cool. – J. Pleas 2. People treat relationships like religion, if you are not committed you are sinning. 3. They say if you cheat in a relationship with you girl you are a jerk. I don’t think so. I mean, I’ve cheated on my taxes [...]
Funny Quotes about Family
1. Blood is thicker than water, and common sense overthrows ignorance. – J. Pleas 2. My friends always want to see a fight. If you want to go see a real brawl I suggest two places. A beer bar or a family reunion.
Funny Quotes about Marriage
1. Marriage is like a contract, once you back out of it you pay. – J. Pleas 2. My wife asked me, “why are you watching videos 5 minutes I walked down the aisle on our wedding day.” I responded, “Because I wanted to remember when I was happy”.
Funny Quotes about Teachers
1. I asked the kindergarten teacher why do she smile all the time in class, and she replied, “Because the school board is paying me a fortune to do nothing”. – J. Pleas 2.We were taught apples are good, tasty, nutritious and crunchy. They are also forbidden, dangerous, and can send your soul to hell, [...]
Crazy Funny Quotes 7
Relationships are like tires, when one goes bad you should always have a spare. – J. Pleas
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Women are like drugs to men, addictive, enticing, and most of them are harmful. – J. Pleas